The Best Meat


Each Oslo butcher shop-owner
For a paltry 55 kronor,
Will deliver a housewife
The best meat of her life,
But won’t the next day telephone her.

Men and their johnsons. Ever make a “hotdog” by wrapping your scrote around your wiener? Yeah, we have, too. Read more funny shit guys do with their junk at Cosmo.

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