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Stumpy Gould

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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

Sad Eunice
Limericks, Rated PG

Sad Eunice

INDIAN OCEAN — Humans have a checkered past with cetaceans. Some populations are bouncing back. Romances are blooming.

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February 11, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Free Market Deer
Limericks, Rated PG

Free Market Deer

BUCKATUNNA, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Deer play a pivotal role in our economic system. Or so this limerick implies.

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Stumpy
February 9, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek: Offworld Porn
Limericks, Rated PG

Star Trek: Offworld Porn

PLANET RIGEL VII — There is no doubt that relations with offworld civilizations would expand the horizons of porn content, technology and markets.

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Stumpy
February 1, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Hippopotamus Sex
Limericks, Rated PG

Hippopotamus Sex

RUNGWA RIVER, TANZANIA — These are huge animals with sex lives.

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Stumpy
January 30, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
The Sheepherders’ School
Limericks, Rated G

The Sheepherders’ School

DING DONG, TEXAS, USA — There are reasons to pursue a particular profession, and there are reasons to actively avoid a particular profession.

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Stumpy
January 29, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
A Defiant Few
Limericks, Rated R

A Defiant Few

DAKAR, SENEGAL — No judgements, but how do you get consent from a sheep?

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Stumpy
January 6, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read

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