Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

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Limericks, Rated PG

Free Market Deer

BUCKATUNNA, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Deer play a pivotal role in our economic system. Or so this limerick implies.

Limericks, Rated PG

Star Trek: Offworld Porn

PLANET RIGEL VII — There is no doubt that relations with offworld civilizations would expand the horizons of porn content, technology and markets.

Limericks, Rated PG

Hippopotamus Sex

RUNGWA RIVER, TANZANIA — These are huge animals with sex lives.

Limericks, Rated G

The Sheepherders’ School

DING DONG, TEXAS, USA — There are reasons to pursue a particular profession, and there are reasons to actively avoid a particular profession.

Limericks, Rated R

A Defiant Few

DAKAR, SENEGAL — No judgements, but how do you get consent from a sheep?

Limericks, Rated PG

Anne Boleyn

GREENWICH PALACE — A poetic account of the rise and fall of Anne Boleyn.