Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

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Jokes, Rated PG

Build a Better Penis

KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA — New technology makes getting a replacement appendage an upgrade from the old one, even the original.

Limericks, Rated R

Dirk’s Dildo Works

BIGBONE, KENTUCKY, USA — If everyone wants one, it’s going to be difficult to obtain.

Limericks, Rated G

Star Wars: Bothans

DEATH STAR (SECOND) — They paid a heavy price to get the data. At least their sacrifice was not in vain.

Limericks, Rated PG

Lesbian Shipmates

FINGERVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA — It’s so pleasant when the crew is like-minded.

Limericks, Rated PG

Thousand-Watt Smiles

WASHINGTON, D.C., USA — The support of others can be the energy and inspiration you need to proceed to the next level with confidence.

Limericks, Rated G

Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices

DELTA QUADRANT — Star Trek‘s “holodeck” technology seems to cause more trouble than it’s worth, but the stories are good.