Limericks, Rated PG

Thousand-Watt Smiles

Incumbents in congressional races
Sport thousand-watt smiles on their faces,
Because rallies and townhalls,
Like electrodes to their balls,
Empower them through energized bases.

Even with their horrendous approval ratings, incumbents in the U.S. House of Representatives and Senate retain their seats after elections about 90 percent of the time.

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