Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

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Limericks, Rated PG

Alcoholic Lesbians

LOVELADY, TEXAS, USA — Inebriation has always been an antecedent to sexual activity, by lowering inhibitions.

Limericks, Rated PG

Oh, Shit

SLICKPOO, IDAHO, USA — The many forms of solid waste define a range of experiences that we all share.

Limericks, Rated R

Lenore

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND, USA — Don’t betray Edgar. He’s got a dark side.

Lyrics, Rated PG

You’re a Wanker

CUMMING, GEORGIA, USA — How many colorful ways can you think of to describe masturbation?

Lyrics, Rated PG

Nonapeptides

LOVELAND, COLORADO, USA — Love is a chemical cocktail of hormones and neurotransmitters.

Limericks, Rated PG

The Coglioni Brothers

BALLTOWN, IOWA, USA — Stuntwork is inherently dangerous, especially when troublesome body parts are not properly strapped down.