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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

Honey’s Stash
Limericks, Rated R

Honey’s Stash

HOOKER, OKLAHOMA, USA — One’s “prison purse” can store a variety of contraban, especially if used frequently and for extended periods of time.

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Stumpy
July 22, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Alcoholic Lesbians
Limericks, Rated PG

Alcoholic Lesbians

LOVELADY, TEXAS, USA — Inebriation has always been an antecedent to sexual activity, by lowering inhibitions.

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Stumpy
July 14, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Oh, Shit
Limericks, Rated PG

Oh, Shit

SLICKPOO, IDAHO, USA — The many forms of solid waste define a range of experiences that we all share.

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Stumpy
July 13, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Lenore
Limericks, Rated R

Lenore

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND, USA — Don’t betray Edgar. He’s got a dark side.

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Stumpy
June 29, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
You’re a Wanker
Lyrics, Rated PG

You’re a Wanker

CUMMING, GEORGIA, USA — How many colorful ways can you think of to describe masturbation?

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Stumpy
June 29, 2014November 13, 2023 · 2 mins read
Nonapeptides
Lyrics, Rated PG

Nonapeptides

LOVELAND, COLORADO, USA — Love is a chemical cocktail of hormones and neurotransmitters.

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Stumpy
June 29, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read

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