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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

Bik Chiu’s Fixation
Limericks, Rated PG

Bik Chiu’s Fixation

TAIPEI, CHINA — Some people derive all kinds of pleasure from doing things with, and putting things in, their mouths.

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April 5, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Skipper’s Daughter
Limericks, Rated PG

The Skipper’s Daughter

SOUTH ATLANTIC — Underway, anything can happen. And when it does, salvation can come from those you’d least expect. That’s the law of the sea.

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April 5, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Grimms
Limericks, Rated PG

The Grimms

HANAU, GERMANY — Fairy tales are some brutal shit, but kids take the atrocities in stride in the absence of additional moral context.

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April 1, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek: The Replicators
Limericks, Rated G

Star Trek: The Replicators

ALPHA QUADRANT — If a security officer you’ve never seen beams down to the planet surface with Kirk in the opening Star Trek scene, you know it’s not going to end well for him.

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Stumpy
April 1, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Miss  Buxom
Limericks, Rated PG

Miss Buxom

NORTH ATLANTIC — If your ship runs into an iceberg, you better be prepared to survive in the water.

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Stumpy
March 29, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Head Nuns
Limericks, Rated R

Head Nuns

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA, USA — They don’t call it “Sin City” for nothing.

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Stumpy
March 28, 2014November 9, 2023 · 1 min read

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