Limericks, Rated PG

Bik Chiu’s Fixation

In Taipei, Ms. Bik Chiu’s fixation
Venerates oral stimulation;
For she’ll always succumb
To a simple pack of gum
With shameless, public mastication.

Bik Chiu, a bit of phonetic wordplay with Big Chew, is a perfectly plausible Chinese name. Bik, meaning “jade,” is among the top 50 female names in China. The surname Chieu is a variation of Chew.

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