Lazy New Ways
CHOKIO, MINNESOTA, USA — The science of conveyance transforming the ways people touch themselves the world over.
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
Stark and Certain Terms
GREAT VOID OF EMPTY NOTHINGNESS — It’s all over when you check out. No cherubs with harps among the clouds, just decay, disintegration and dispersion.
The Blue-Balled Toad
WIESBADEN, GERMANY — This is a tale of sexually frustrated amphibians and their sympathetic German human benefactors.
Penis Aplenty
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, USA — It’s an overpriced and pretentious coffee place, but working there certainly has its perks.
An Odd Hieroglyph
GIZA PLATEAU, EGYPT — Decipher ancient Egyptian symbols. Learn something you didn’t know. Try vainly to forget it.
Krauss the Louse
LOCAL CROTCH — Never underestimate the value of a good education.