Limericks, Rated R

Penis Aplenty

Vince’s got penis aplenty,
In inches, just shy of twenty;
So, the baristas he fucks
Out behind the Starbucks
Cry out, “Holy shit, it’s so venti!”

According to Business Insider, Starbucks annual revenue is in excess of $10 billion. It has averaged two new stores opening each day since 1987, and serves in 40 countries. Each year it uses 2.3 billion paper cups. A venti Starbucks coffee contains 415 grams of caffeine, which is five times that of a Red Bull.

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