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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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  • Poems
    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

The Colors of Sex
Limericks, Rated PG

The Colors of Sex

HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA, USA — fuck (verb), also lay, screw, shag, bang, bonk, hump, score, schtup, scrog, lay pipe, score, copulate, mate

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January 5, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Best Meat
Limericks, Rated R

The Best Meat

OSLO, NORWAY — Get the special service from your friendly Norwegian neighborhood meat merchant.

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January 2, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Irritable Bowels
Limericks, Rated PG

Irritable Bowels

COLON, MICHIGAN, USA — An ass with a mind of its own will invariably rebel. It never ends well.

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December 29, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Frozen: The Snowjob
Limericks, Rated R

Frozen: The Snowjob

KINGDOM OF ARENDELLE — This Disney animated film featured a world of ice and snow. Things are about to warm up a bit.

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December 27, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Santa
Limericks, Rated PG

Santa

NORTH POLE — The fat man in the red suit is a disgusting deviant with poor hygiene.

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December 25, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Birds and the Bees
Limericks, Rated PG

The Birds and the Bees

PEE PEE TOWNSHIP, OHIO, USA — Exposure to some adult concepts and themes can be traumatizing for kids. Wait until they’re 30.

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December 21, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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