The Best Meat
OSLO, NORWAY — Get the special service from your friendly Norwegian neighborhood meat merchant.
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
Irritable Bowels
COLON, MICHIGAN, USA — An ass with a mind of its own will invariably rebel. It never ends well.
Frozen: The Snowjob
KINGDOM OF ARENDELLE — This Disney animated film featured a world of ice and snow. Things are about to warm up a bit.
Santa
NORTH POLE — The fat man in the red suit is a disgusting deviant with poor hygiene.
The Birds and the Bees
PEE PEE TOWNSHIP, OHIO, USA — Exposure to some adult concepts and themes can be traumatizing for kids. Wait until they’re 30.
Alice: Greasy-Spoon Diner
PHOENIX, ARIZONA, USA — All you need to know about the show in five lines.