Limericks, Rated PG

The Birds and the Bees

Knowledge of the birds and the bees
Stirs up all manner of unease
In children who’ve been taught
That, believe it or not,
Babies come out from where mom pees.

Let’s face it, human reproduction is kind of weird. It’s funny what kids know and what they think they know about human anatomy and sex.

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