Dirk’s Dildo Works
BIGBONE, KENTUCKY, USA — If everyone wants one, it’s going to be difficult to obtain.
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
Star Wars: Bothans
DEATH STAR (SECOND) — They paid a heavy price to get the data. At least their sacrifice was not in vain.
Lesbian Shipmates
FINGERVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA — It’s so pleasant when the crew is like-minded.
Adapting to Hell
GEHENNA, LAKE OF FIRE — Make the best of a shitty situation. They can’t take away your pride in a job well done.
Thousand-Watt Smiles
WASHINGTON, D.C., USA — The support of others can be the energy and inspiration you need to proceed to the next level with confidence.
Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices
DELTA QUADRANT — Star Trek‘s “holodeck” technology seems to cause more trouble than it’s worth, but the stories are good.