Kegels
SUGAR BUNKER, NEVADA, USA — Do these exercises to maintain muscle tone.
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
Jack Sprat
ESSEX, ENGLAND — Surprisingly, gastronomic compatibility is a poor basis for a meaningful marital relationship.
Camwhore Candy
SEYCHELLES ISLANDS — On the OnlyFans platform, you masturbate, stream it on the internet, and charge subscribers $10 a month.
Mansplaining
TOAD SUCK, ARKANSAS, USA — When it comes to sexist vocabulary, what’s good for the gander is good for the goose.
Wet Nurse Neve
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN, USA — Neve is a milk entrepreneur in America’s Dairyland. But can she expand her operation?
Rufus Brown
DRIPPING SPRINGS, OKLAHOMA, USA — Rufus proves you don’t have to be quick, just persistent.