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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

No Underwear
Limericks, Rated PG

No Underwear

ZIP CITY, ALABAMA, USA — Beseech the gods for mercy, should you ever encounter the bloodthirsty beast that lurks below the belt.

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December 16, 2018November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
The Eulogy of Jedediah Bittle
Limericks, Rated G

The Eulogy of Jedediah Bittle

CHARLESTON, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — Tragedy can strike anyone, even the legends among us, though the truth of it is hard to swallow.

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Stumpy
October 3, 2018November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Kegels
Limericks, Rated R

Kegels

SUGAR BUNKER, NEVADA, USA — Do these exercises to maintain muscle tone.

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Stumpy
August 28, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Jack Sprat
Limericks, Rated G

Jack Sprat

ESSEX, ENGLAND — Surprisingly, gastronomic compatibility is a poor basis for a meaningful marital relationship.

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Stumpy
August 1, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Camwhore Candy
Limericks, Rated PG

Camwhore Candy

SEYCHELLES ISLANDS — On the OnlyFans platform, you masturbate, stream it on the internet, and charge subscribers $10 a month.

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Stumpy
July 23, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Mansplaining
Limericks, Rated R

Mansplaining

TOAD SUCK, ARKANSAS, USA — When it comes to sexist vocabulary, what’s good for the gander is good for the goose.

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July 5, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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