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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

  • Prose
    • Jokes
    • Stories
  • Poems
    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

Wet Nurse Neve
Limericks, Rated G

Wet Nurse Neve

MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN, USA — Neve is a milk entrepreneur in America’s Dairyland. But can she expand her operation?

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Stumpy
June 26, 2018November 6, 2023 · 2 mins read
Rufus Brown
Limericks, Rated R

Rufus Brown

DRIPPING SPRINGS, OKLAHOMA, USA — Rufus proves you don’t have to be quick, just persistent.

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Stumpy
June 14, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Vaguely Clever
Limericks, Rated G

Vaguely Clever

TIGHTWAD, MISSOURI, USA — Unemployment sucks. Job-searching sucks. Working sucks.

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Javier Seguro
June 9, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Brazen Grayson
Limericks, Rated G

Brazen Grayson

SELMA, CALIFORNIA, USA — Playing with your food can yield some interesting results.

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Stumpy
May 31, 2018November 6, 2023 · 1 min read
Lag
Limericks, Rated PG

Lag

SEOUL, KOREA — Internet connectivity quality and speed matter in online gameplay. A lot, as it turns out.

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Stumpy
May 30, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Once in a While
Limericks, Rated PG

Once in a While

CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND — Stephen Hawking had various caregivers who provided a helping hand when he needed it most.

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Stumpy
April 19, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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