Rendezvous
ALSACE PLAIN, FRANCE — Presumably, at least some romantic liaisons in France end with a satisfying orgasmic release. Some, anyway.
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
ALSACE PLAIN, FRANCE — Presumably, at least some romantic liaisons in France end with a satisfying orgasmic release. Some, anyway.
BALD KNOB, ARKANSAS, USA — You can say “fuck technology,” but to actually do it? Not advisable.
NUTTERVILLE, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — A thrill-seeking squirrel explores the limits of his endurance.
FLOE, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — Explore the nexus between punctuation and menstruation, if you dare.
KWAZULU-NATAL, SOUTH AFRICA — Not all African antelopes are held in the same regard in Nguni communities.
TOULOUSE, FRANCE — “C’est une énorme crotte, monsieur. Il faut faire appel à un professionnel.” [It’s a massive turd, sir. You need to call in a professional.]