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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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  • Poems
    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

Rendezvous
Limericks, Rated PG

Rendezvous

ALSACE PLAIN, FRANCE — Presumably, at least some romantic liaisons in France end with a satisfying orgasmic release. Some, anyway.

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Stumpy
October 19, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Vacuum Cleaner
Limericks, Rated PG

Vacuum Cleaner

BALD KNOB, ARKANSAS, USA — You can say “fuck technology,” but to actually do it? Not advisable.

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Stumpy
October 18, 2017November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read
Earl the Squirrel
Limericks, Rated G

Earl the Squirrel

NUTTERVILLE, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — A thrill-seeking squirrel explores the limits of his endurance.

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Fluffy Lane
October 12, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Full Stop
Limericks, Rated PG

Full Stop

FLOE, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — Explore the nexus between punctuation and menstruation, if you dare.

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Stumpy
September 17, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Unsavory Antelopes
Limericks, Rated G

Unsavory Antelopes

KWAZULU-NATAL, SOUTH AFRICA — Not all African antelopes are held in the same regard in Nguni communities.

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Veronika Andelsky
September 1, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The French Plumber
Limericks, Rated PG

The French Plumber

TOULOUSE, FRANCE — “C’est une énorme crotte, monsieur. Il faut faire appel à un professionnel.” [It’s a massive turd, sir. You need to call in a professional.]

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Stumpy
June 18, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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