Vacuum Cleaner
BALD KNOB, ARKANSAS, USA — You can say “fuck technology,” but to actually do it? Not advisable.
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
Earl the Squirrel
NUTTERVILLE, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — A thrill-seeking squirrel explores the limits of his endurance.
Full Stop
FLOE, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — Explore the nexus between punctuation and menstruation, if you dare.
Unsavory Antelopes
KWAZULU-NATAL, SOUTH AFRICA — Not all African antelopes are held in the same regard in Nguni communities.
The French Plumber
TOULOUSE, FRANCE — “C’est une énorme crotte, monsieur. Il faut faire appel à un professionnel.” [It’s a massive turd, sir. You need to call in a professional.]
The Pieru Club
HELSINKI, FINLAND — Is that the smell of birch boughs? Fuck, no.