Limericks, Rated G

Unsavory Antelopes

Most antelopes, feel the Zulus,
Such as impalas or kudus,
Aren’t as unsavory, at least,
As the herds of wildebeest
That are uniformly bad gnus.

There are 98 types of antelopes of various sizes and shapes. In common they have even-toed hooves, horizontal pupils, multiple stomachs and horns of bone, as cows do. They retain their horns throughout their lives, so do not shed. Source: Softschools.

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