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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Content is rated on a subjective scale of adult subject matter, crudeness and coarse language.

Elf on the Shelf
Limericks, Rated R

Elf on the Shelf

FELCH, MICHIGAN, USA — The elf is cute. The kids love it. Just remember that everything will change forever if your browser history gets out.

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December 23, 2016November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read
The Jewfish
Limericks, Rated PG

The Jewfish

GULF OF MEXICO — Even fish can be victims of antisemitic stereotypes. Or so some say.

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December 8, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Rum of St. Croix
Limericks, Rated R

The Rum of St. Croix

VIRGIN ISLANDS — The traditional, heavier rum made from blackstrap molasses has a peculiar taste.

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Stumpy
November 22, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Trump Ain’t Racist
Limericks, Rated PG

Trump Ain’t Racist

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, USA — Trump is many things—thief, xenophobe, misogynist, narcissist, liar, braggart, predator, cheat, homophobe, elitist—but is he a racist? Yes.

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November 10, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Chef Papadopoulos
Limericks, Rated G

Chef Papadopoulos

THESSALONIKI, GREECE — Chef is a paragon of Mediterranean culinary excellence.

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Stumpy
November 7, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Say Cheese
Limericks, Rated G

Say Cheese

PARIS, FRANCE — The French staunchly defend their mother-tongue against linguistic incursion, but they don’t always succeed.

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November 6, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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