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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Content is rated on a subjective scale of adult subject matter, crudeness and coarse language.

The Best Meat
Limericks, Rated R

The Best Meat

OSLO, NORWAY — Get the special service from your friendly Norwegian neighborhood meat merchant.

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January 2, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Irritable Bowels
Limericks, Rated PG

Irritable Bowels

COLON, MICHIGAN, USA — An ass with a mind of its own will invariably rebel. It never ends well.

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December 29, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Frozen: The Snowjob
Limericks, Rated R

Frozen: The Snowjob

KINGDOM OF ARENDELLE — This Disney animated film featured a world of ice and snow. Things are about to warm up a bit.

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Stumpy
December 27, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Santa
Limericks, Rated PG

Santa

NORTH POLE — The fat man in the red suit is a disgusting deviant with poor hygiene.

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Stumpy
December 25, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Birds and the Bees
Limericks, Rated PG

The Birds and the Bees

PEE PEE TOWNSHIP, OHIO, USA — Exposure to some adult concepts and themes can be traumatizing for kids. Wait until they’re 30.

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December 21, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Alice: Greasy-Spoon Diner
Limericks, Rated G

Alice: Greasy-Spoon Diner

PHOENIX, ARIZONA, USA — All you need to know about the show in five lines.

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Stumpy
December 17, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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