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Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Rated G

G – Generally Innocuous
Contains inoffensive, safe content that is suitable for virtually all ages and sensibilities.
Example: Ponies and rainbows make Sarah smile.

Daniel Dennett
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Daniel Dennett

BALLVILLE, OHIO, USA — Modern philosophers and cosmologists have their own vocabulary, which isn’t so easy to decipher.

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Stumpy
November 18, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Sam Harris
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Sam Harris

RAMTOWN, NEW JERSEY, USA — The neoatheist school of thought is not disposed to tolerating religion as an analog of scientific thought.

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Veronika Andelsky
September 12, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Alien: Ash
Limericks, Rated G

Alien: Ash

PLANETOID LV-426 — Corporatism in space places profits over all other considerations, including human life.

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Stumpy
September 9, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Christopher Hitchens
Limericks, Rated G

Christopher Hitchens

SHAFTSBURY, VERMONT, USA — One of the contemporary intellectuals who unapologetically described himself as an enemy of religion.

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Stumpy
September 4, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
The Catfish
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The Catfish

LOCAL RESERVOIR — They’re not remotely like their namesakes, but they are pretty cool, nonetheless.

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Stumpy
July 8, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Honeybees
Limericks, Rated G

Honeybees

LOCAL APIARY — Honey has fed humans and our ancestors back at least 34 million years. It’s a remarkable substance, and, if you think about it, kind of disgusting.

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Noushin Behrooz
June 6, 2015November 28, 2024 · 1 min read

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