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Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Rated PG

PG – Pretty Gross
May contain adult themes offensive to sensitive readers.
Example: You know, Mike is kind of a douchebag.

Bik Chiu’s Fixation
Limericks, Rated PG

Bik Chiu’s Fixation

TAIPEI, CHINA — Some people derive all kinds of pleasure from doing things with, and putting things in, their mouths.

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April 5, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Skipper’s Daughter
Limericks, Rated PG

The Skipper’s Daughter

SOUTH ATLANTIC — Underway, anything can happen. And when it does, salvation can come from those you’d least expect. That’s the law of the sea.

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April 5, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Grimms
Limericks, Rated PG

The Grimms

HANAU, GERMANY — Fairy tales are some brutal shit, but kids take the atrocities in stride in the absence of additional moral context.

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April 1, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Miss  Buxom
Limericks, Rated PG

Miss Buxom

NORTH ATLANTIC — If your ship runs into an iceberg, you better be prepared to survive in the water.

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March 29, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Major Munch
Limericks, Rated PG

Major Munch

NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA, USA — “The Big Easy” is big. And easy. For lesbian sex. Or something.

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March 26, 2014November 9, 2023 · 1 min read
The Kandahar Code
Limericks, Rated PG

The Kandahar Code

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN — Desert warfare against unconventional enemy combatants requires unconventional tactics.

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March 25, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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