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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Rated PG

PG – Pretty Gross
May contain adult themes offensive to sensitive readers.
Example: You know, Mike is kind of a douchebag.

Lazy New Ways
Limericks, Rated PG

Lazy New Ways

CHOKIO, MINNESOTA, USA — The science of conveyance transforming the ways people touch themselves the world over.

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Stumpy
February 10, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Krauss the Louse
Limericks, Rated PG

Krauss the Louse

LOCAL CROTCH — Never underestimate the value of a good education.

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Javier Seguro
January 6, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Colors of Sex
Limericks, Rated PG

The Colors of Sex

HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA, USA — fuck (verb), also lay, screw, shag, bang, bonk, hump, score, schtup, scrog, lay pipe, score, copulate, mate

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Stumpy
January 5, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Irritable Bowels
Limericks, Rated PG

Irritable Bowels

COLON, MICHIGAN, USA — An ass with a mind of its own will invariably rebel. It never ends well.

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Stumpy
December 29, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Santa
Limericks, Rated PG

Santa

NORTH POLE — The fat man in the red suit is a disgusting deviant with poor hygiene.

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Stumpy
December 25, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Birds and the Bees
Limericks, Rated PG

The Birds and the Bees

PEE PEE TOWNSHIP, OHIO, USA — Exposure to some adult concepts and themes can be traumatizing for kids. Wait until they’re 30.

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Stumpy
December 21, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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