Lazy New Ways
CHOKIO, MINNESOTA, USA — The science of conveyance transforming the ways people touch themselves the world over.
Category: Rated PG
PG – Pretty Gross
May contain adult themes offensive to sensitive readers.
Example: You know, Mike is kind of a douchebag.
Krauss the Louse
LOCAL CROTCH — Never underestimate the value of a good education.
The Colors of Sex
HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA, USA — fuck (verb), also lay, screw, shag, bang, bonk, hump, score, schtup, scrog, lay pipe, score, copulate, mate
Irritable Bowels
COLON, MICHIGAN, USA — An ass with a mind of its own will invariably rebel. It never ends well.
Santa
NORTH POLE — The fat man in the red suit is a disgusting deviant with poor hygiene.
The Birds and the Bees
PEE PEE TOWNSHIP, OHIO, USA — Exposure to some adult concepts and themes can be traumatizing for kids. Wait until they’re 30.