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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Rated R

R – Reprehensible
Contains overtly sexual, violent and degenerate mature themes that are sure to offend and repulse.
Example: Fuck you, there is no example.

Widow Cobb’s Spider
Limericks, Rated R

Widow Cobb’s Spider

BUSH LANDING, MINNESOTA, USA — Mutual symbiosis is common in nature, but not always this startling or confusing.

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Stumpy
May 13, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Pollen
Limericks, Rated R

Pollen

SPLUNGE, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Plant sperm. There’s just no other way to convey the concept than to come right out and say it.

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Stumpy
May 12, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Whitechapel Tart
Limericks, Rated R

Whitechapel Tart

LONDON, ENGLAND — Jack the Ripper was brutal. If he had a sense of humor, it might have manifested as something like this.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
May 10, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Wars: Leia in Quarantine
Limericks, Rated R

Star Wars: Leia in Quarantine

DEATH STAR (FIRST) — She was in that cell a long time, presumably without adequate bathing facilities or access to toiletries.

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Stumpy
April 21, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Rooster at the Gate
Limericks, Rated R

Rooster at the Gate

CHICKEN BRISTLE, ILLINOIS, USA — If you have access to something you care about, don’t take it for granted. That access can be denied.

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Stumpy
April 11, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Head Nuns
Limericks, Rated R

Head Nuns

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA, USA — They don’t call it “Sin City” for nothing.

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Stumpy
March 28, 2014November 9, 2023 · 1 min read

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