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Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Rated R

R – Reprehensible
Contains overtly sexual, violent and degenerate mature themes that are sure to offend and repulse.
Example: Fuck you, there is no example.

Star Wars – Classic
Jokes, Rated R

Star Wars – Classic

PLANET TATOOINE (DESERT WORLD) — Here are some jokes about the original Star Wars trilogy, Episodes IV–VI.

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June 14, 2016November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
Popeye the Sailor Man
Limericks, Rated R

Popeye the Sailor Man

NORFOLK, VIRGINIA, USA — Popeye always walked funny. Now you know why.

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April 11, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Hirsute Hilda
Limericks, Rated R

Hirsute Hilda

MIDNIGHT THICKET, DELAWARE, USA — If you see the ‘Squatch, turn and run in the opposite direction as fast as you possibly can.

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April 1, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
The Blue-Balled Toad
Limericks, Rated R

The Blue-Balled Toad

WIESBADEN, GERMANY — This is a tale of sexually frustrated amphibians and their sympathetic German human benefactors.

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January 20, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Penis Aplenty
Limericks, Rated R

Penis Aplenty

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, USA — It’s an overpriced and pretentious coffee place, but working there certainly has its perks.

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January 13, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Best Meat
Limericks, Rated R

The Best Meat

OSLO, NORWAY — Get the special service from your friendly Norwegian neighborhood meat merchant.

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Stumpy
January 2, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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