Nympho pyros start fires a lot
As foreplay, though they clearly ought not;
They pour gas into snatches
And toss in lit matches
For sex that’s incredibly hot.
According to Health Research Funding, pyromania is an impulse disorder that drives people to start fires for instant gratification. It is extremely rare, occurring in less than one percent of the tested population. Of those, 90 percent are male and predominantly white.
