This Christmas
NEWARK, NEW JERSEY, USA — You messed up big time. Santa’s displeased. Here’s the terrible tally of your misdeeds this past year.
Tag: Fetish & Addiction
Niche sexual pleasure or sensual drives that demand slavish, incessant quests for more. All end up as reward chemicals in the brain, be they spawned by drugs, extreme and risky activities, kinky sex or some other specific behavior, situation, location, role, power dynamic or substance.
Old Saint Nick
NORTH POLE — Santa is a sick individual with sadomasochistic tendencies. But you knew that already.
Rufus Brown
DRIPPING SPRINGS, OKLAHOMA, USA — Rufus proves you don’t have to be quick, just persistent.
Miss Knox
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY, USA — If you’re not getting this level of service from your financial institutions, it’s time to switch.
Vacuum Cleaner
BALD KNOB, ARKANSAS, USA — You can say “fuck technology,” but to actually do it? Not advisable.
Earl the Squirrel
NUTTERVILLE, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — A thrill-seeking squirrel explores the limits of his endurance.