The Trekkie Version
PLANET VULCAN — Raise your fingers in the right way and say, “Live long and prosper.”
Famous and infamous people, who receive — and sometimes demand — our admiration and idolatry, but rarely deserve either.
PLANET VULCAN — Raise your fingers in the right way and say, “Live long and prosper.”
CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND — Stephen Hawking did have a sense of humor and he did like talking about black holes in particular.
WASHINGTON, D.C., USA — With absolute power, an unaccountable absolute asshole can do absolutely anything.
NORTH POLE — The fat man in the red suit is a disgusting deviant with poor hygiene.
PHOENIX, ARIZONA, USA — All you need to know about the show in five lines.
PRINCIPALITY OF GALILEE — The Son of God, food-poisoned, suffers the same symptoms as the rest of us mere mortals.