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Stumpy Gould

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Tag: Celebrities

Famous and infamous people, who receive — and sometimes demand — our admiration and idolatry, but rarely deserve either.

The Trekkie Version
Limericks, Rated R

The Trekkie Version

PLANET VULCAN — Raise your fingers in the right way and say, “Live long and prosper.”

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Stumpy
July 28, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Singularity Jokes
Limericks, Rated PG

Singularity Jokes

CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND — Stephen Hawking did have a sense of humor and he did like talking about black holes in particular.

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July 11, 2016November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
Executive Order
Limericks, Rated G

Executive Order

WASHINGTON, D.C., USA — With absolute power, an unaccountable absolute asshole can do absolutely anything.

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Veronika Andelsky
May 5, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Santa
Limericks, Rated PG

Santa

NORTH POLE — The fat man in the red suit is a disgusting deviant with poor hygiene.

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Stumpy
December 25, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Alice: Greasy-Spoon Diner
Limericks, Rated G

Alice: Greasy-Spoon Diner

PHOENIX, ARIZONA, USA — All you need to know about the show in five lines.

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Stumpy
December 17, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Bad Gefilte Fish
Haikus, Rated PG

Bad Gefilte Fish

PRINCIPALITY OF GALILEE — The Son of God, food-poisoned, suffers the same symptoms as the rest of us mere mortals.

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November 22, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read

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