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Stumpy Gould

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Tag: Flora & Fauna

Animal and plant life of all kinds, including microscopic, mythological and extraterrestrial.

The Catfish
Limericks, Rated G

The Catfish

LOCAL RESERVOIR — They’re not remotely like their namesakes, but they are pretty cool, nonetheless.

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Stumpy
July 8, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Honeybees
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Honeybees

LOCAL APIARY — Honey has fed humans and our ancestors back at least 34 million years. It’s a remarkable substance, and, if you think about it, kind of disgusting.

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Noushin Behrooz
June 6, 2015November 28, 2024 · 1 min read
Sad Eunice
Limericks, Rated PG

Sad Eunice

INDIAN OCEAN — Humans have a checkered past with cetaceans. Some populations are bouncing back. Romances are blooming.

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Stumpy
February 11, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Free Market Deer
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Free Market Deer

BUCKATUNNA, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Deer play a pivotal role in our economic system. Or so this limerick implies.

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Stumpy
February 9, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Hippopotamus Sex
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Hippopotamus Sex

RUNGWA RIVER, TANZANIA — These are huge animals with sex lives.

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Stumpy
January 30, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
The Sheepherders’ School
Limericks, Rated G

The Sheepherders’ School

DING DONG, TEXAS, USA — There are reasons to pursue a particular profession, and there are reasons to actively avoid a particular profession.

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Stumpy
January 29, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read

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