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Tag: Food and Beverages

Organic material, such as plants and animals, consumed to sustain life processes–in other words, the stuff we eat and drink.

Penis Aplenty
Limericks, Rated R

Penis Aplenty

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, USA — It’s an overpriced and pretentious coffee place, but working there certainly has its perks.

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January 13, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Colors of Sex
Limericks, Rated PG

The Colors of Sex

HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA, USA — fuck (verb), also lay, screw, shag, bang, bonk, hump, score, schtup, scrog, lay pipe, score, copulate, mate

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January 5, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Best Meat
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The Best Meat

OSLO, NORWAY — Get the special service from your friendly Norwegian neighborhood meat merchant.

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Stumpy
January 2, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Alice: Greasy-Spoon Diner
Limericks, Rated G

Alice: Greasy-Spoon Diner

PHOENIX, ARIZONA, USA — All you need to know about the show in five lines.

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December 17, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Bad Gefilte Fish
Haikus, Rated PG

Bad Gefilte Fish

PRINCIPALITY OF GALILEE — The Son of God, food-poisoned, suffers the same symptoms as the rest of us mere mortals.

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November 22, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
In the Orchard
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In the Orchard

SOMMERLOCH, AUSTRIA — In this small town in Rheinland-Pfalz, it’s seed-planting time for this young couple.

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October 23, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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