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Tag: Food and Beverages

Organic material, such as plants and animals, consumed to sustain life processes–in other words, the stuff we eat and drink.

Lactation Station
Limericks, Rated PG

Lactation Station

MOLLY’S NIPPLE, UTAH — The federal government is always poking its nose into its citizens’ nipples.

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Stumpy
October 18, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Restaurants
Jokes, Rated R

Restaurants

GREASY, OKLAHOMA, USA — Jokes about America’s sad choice of chain dining options, many of them gross and unhealthy fast food.

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October 14, 2015November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
Dry Rub
Haikus, Rated R

Dry Rub

HARD SCRATCH, IOWA — Good lord, it’s now on the menu and reasonably priced, but are you brave enough to order it?

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Stumpy
October 1, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Jared Fogle
Jokes, Rated R

Jared Fogle

RUMPUS RIDGE, SOUTH DAKOTA, USA — Jokes about a sicko flash-in-the-pan minor cultural icon before he was arrested, tried and imprisoned.

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Stumpy
August 24, 2015November 12, 2023 · 2 mins read
Honeybees
Limericks, Rated G

Honeybees

LOCAL APIARY — Honey has fed humans and our ancestors back at least 34 million years. It’s a remarkable substance, and, if you think about it, kind of disgusting.

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Noushin Behrooz
June 6, 2015November 28, 2024 · 1 min read
Chopsticks and Forks
Limericks, Rated G

Chopsticks and Forks

HONG KONG — Different cultures use different implements to prepare and consume food, sometimes with very strong opinions on the matter.

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Stumpy
December 15, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read

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