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Tag: Lesbians

Pertains to women who are sexually attracted to other women exclusively. This category includes the lesbian stereotypes, such as lipstick and bull-dyke, and particularly pokes fun at oral sex.

Camwhore Candy
Limericks, Rated PG

Camwhore Candy

SEYCHELLES ISLANDS — On the OnlyFans platform, you masturbate, stream it on the internet, and charge subscribers $10 a month.

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July 23, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Lesbian Talk
Haikus, Rated PG

Lesbian Talk

PIE TOWN, NEW MEXICO, USA — The best way to come out and say it is to come out and say it.

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April 15, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Limericks, Rated PG

Rock, Paper, Scissors

KOOSKOOSKIE, WASHINGTON, USA — It’s all fun and games until someone rubs their genitals up against yours. Unless you wanted them to do it, then it’s game on.

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April 8, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Restaurants
Jokes, Rated R

Restaurants

GREASY, OKLAHOMA, USA — Jokes about America’s sad choice of chain dining options, many of them gross and unhealthy fast food.

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October 14, 2015November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
Sushi Roll
Limericks, Rated PG

Sushi Roll

BEAVERLICK, KENTUCKY, USA — Oral sex is an outrageously funny concept. People will lick just about anything given the chance.

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Stumpy
July 12, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Sapphic Gymnasts
Limericks, Rated PG

Sapphic Gymnasts

SPREAD EAGLE, WISCONSIN, USA — Being limber has many advantages.

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March 13, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read

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