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Stumpy Gould

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Tag: Space

Actual and fictional accounts of the agencies, people, machines, technologies, challenges and politics of space exploration, whether inside or outside the solar system.

Star Wars: Hoth Survival
Limericks, Rated G

Star Wars: Hoth Survival

PLANET 6, HOTH SYSTEM (ICE WORLD) — This harsh environment, populated by dangerous creatures, is the location of the Rebel Alliance’s Echo Base.

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Stumpy
June 6, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
The Star
Limericks, Rated PG

The Star

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS, USA — When it comes to classifying stars, it takes lots of observation and calculation for it to surrender its secrets.

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Javier Seguro
May 11, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Wars: Leia in Quarantine
Limericks, Rated R

Star Wars: Leia in Quarantine

DEATH STAR (FIRST) — She was in that cell a long time, presumably without adequate bathing facilities or access to toiletries.

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Stumpy
April 21, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek: The Replicators
Limericks, Rated G

Star Trek: The Replicators

ALPHA QUADRANT — If a security officer you’ve never seen beams down to the planet surface with Kirk in the opening Star Trek scene, you know it’s not going to end well for him.

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Stumpy
April 1, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Vile Food Paste
Limericks, Rated PG

Vile Food Paste

SEA OF TRANQUILITY — You’re taking a risk if the moonwalk EVA lasts longer than 40 minutes.

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Stumpy
March 12, 2014November 9, 2023 · 1 min read
Aliens: Sulaco Transmission
Limericks, Rated G

Aliens: Sulaco Transmission

PLANET ACHERON — The population of Hadley’s Hope has dropped to zero. There’s a shitload of paperwork to do.

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March 7, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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