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Tag: Violence and Crime

Acts of senseless war, terrorism, assault, battery, rape, murder, maiming, torture, persecution, hooliganism, genocide, suicide and the like. In the broader sense, unlawful, illegal, unethical and unsavory acts contrary to societal rules governing acceptable conduct.

Donald Trump
Jokes, Rated R

Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — This guy in reality is so ludicrous, so ridiculous and so absurd, that jokes seem pale in comparison, but here are some, anyway.

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January 23, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Joe
Limericks, Rated R

Joe

INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA, USA — Joe’s a tough motherfucker, yet he’s got a soft spot he wants to keep secret.

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September 8, 2016November 5, 2023 · 2 mins read
Ray and Janay Rice
Jokes, Rated PG

Ray and Janay Rice

PNCH, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — These jokes can’t be beat, but Ray will try anyway.

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Stumpy
September 12, 2014November 13, 2023 · 2 mins read
Terminator: First Units
Limericks, Rated PG

Terminator: First Units

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA, USA — Even an advanced A.I. takes time to perfect its designs. Skynet is no exception.

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March 18, 2014November 9, 2023 · 1 min read

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