In Mumbai, Singh’s uber-firm grips
Aren’t a problem until he unzips
So he won’t aim when he pees
‘Cause he lacks the rupees
To reattach his dick if he slips.
The middle or surname Singh, which traces its origins to the Sanskrit word for “lion,” has a long history of use among northern Indian warriors. Sikhs adopted it in 1699. Today, every baptized male takes the name, and increasingly women now also adopt it.