Near Denver, a sad sack turns to pot
For the relief he’s urgently sought
From testes so wide,
That he stumbles each stride,
In a way, he trips balls, stoned or not.
The U.S. state of Colorado legalized recreational marijuana use in 2014. The state capital and largest municipality, Denver, boasts the highest concentration of weed stores in the state. As of late-2023, two-fifths of the United States are expected to legalize grass for recreational use by 2024.
