A saggy-tits tech girl’s frustrations
Compelled her to breast augmentations;
Though she meant “silicone,”
When she spoke on the phone,
Her new megaflops do computations.
An element, highly purified silicon is a crystalline metalloid widely used as a semiconductor in the integrated circuitry of electronics, such as those used in computers, cellphones and microwave ovens. Silicone, on the other hand, is a general term for various inorganic-organic polymers that contain silicon, but also other atoms, such as oxygen, hydrogen and carbon. Silicones are used as sealants, lubricants and construction materials. Yet, perhaps the most celebrated application is as silicone-filled medical implants for boob-jobs.
