Limericks, Rated R

Ass Bandits

Highwaymen heist via thuggery,
Swindlers steal through skulduggery,
Yet ass bandits care not
For any riches you’ve got,
As they burgle butts by buggery.

See also this limerick’s Tush Trilogy companion pieces:

Homosexuality used to be seen as an illness of the mind. It wasn’t until 1973 that the American Psychiatric Association (APA) removed it from its official Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM). Until relatively recently in the U.S., anti-sodomy laws criminalized gay and lesbian sex. Much of similar ignorant, archaic legislation has been thankfully eradicated from the face of the earth, but according to 76crimes, in up to 81 countries—depending on how you count them—such laws persist. It is punishable by death in eight of them.

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