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Stumpy Gould

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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

Robins
Limericks, Rated G

Robins

RICHMOND, VIRGINIA, USA — These common backyard birds are fascinating, but also amusing in their favored dietary choice.

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Stumpy
March 12, 2017November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
Flock Talk
Limericks, Rated R

Flock Talk

RAWLINNA SHEEP STATION, AUSTRALIA — They are talking about us.

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Stumpy
March 7, 2017November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read
The Bidet
Limericks, Rated PG

The Bidet

GROSSETO, ITALY — Yes, jets of water cleansing the anus. How exciting.

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Stumpy
March 2, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Millie
Limericks, Rated G

Millie

FACEVILLE, GEORGIA, USA — Fuck bullies. Get away and then exact the best revenge: success.

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Stumpy
February 22, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
North and South
Limericks, Rated PG

North and South

DAMES QUARTER, MARYLAND, USA — At the conclusion of hostilities, both sides in the American Civil War resolve to come together in the spirit of reconciliation.

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Stumpy
January 26, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Donald Trump
Jokes, Rated R

Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — This guy in reality is so ludicrous, so ridiculous and so absurd, that jokes seem pale in comparison, but here are some, anyway.

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Stumpy
January 23, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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