Terminator: Kyle Reese
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — The Butterfly Effect is not a sexual position, but it will fuck you given half the chance.
Stumpy
Author: Stumpy
Elf on the Shelf
FELCH, MICHIGAN, USA — The elf is cute. The kids love it. Just remember that everything will change forever if your browser history gets out.
The Jewfish
GULF OF MEXICO — Even fish can be victims of antisemitic stereotypes. Or so some say.
The Rum of St. Croix
VIRGIN ISLANDS — The traditional, heavier rum made from blackstrap molasses has a peculiar taste.
Trump Ain’t Racist
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, USA — Trump is many things—thief, xenophobe, misogynist, narcissist, liar, braggart, predator, cheat, homophobe, elitist—but is he a racist? Yes.
Chef Papadopoulos
THESSALONIKI, GREECE — Chef is a paragon of Mediterranean culinary excellence.