Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

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Limericks, Rated R

Elf on the Shelf

FELCH, MICHIGAN, USA — The elf is cute. The kids love it. Just remember that everything will change forever if your browser history gets out.

Limericks, Rated PG

The Jewfish

GULF OF MEXICO — Even fish can be victims of antisemitic stereotypes. Or so some say.

Limericks, Rated R

The Rum of St. Croix

VIRGIN ISLANDS — The traditional, heavier rum made from blackstrap molasses has a peculiar taste.

Limericks, Rated PG

Trump Ain’t Racist

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, USA — Trump is many things—thief, xenophobe, misogynist, narcissist, liar, braggart, predator, cheat, homophobe, elitist—but is he a racist? Yes.

Limericks, Rated G

Chef Papadopoulos

THESSALONIKI, GREECE — Chef is a paragon of Mediterranean culinary excellence.

Limericks, Rated G

Say Cheese

PARIS, FRANCE — The French staunchly defend their mother-tongue against linguistic incursion, but they don’t always succeed.