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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

  • Prose
    • Jokes
    • Stories
  • Poems
    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

Terminator: Kyle Reese
Limericks, Rated R

Terminator: Kyle Reese

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — The Butterfly Effect is not a sexual position, but it will fuck you given half the chance.

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January 17, 2017November 5, 2023 · 2 mins read
Elf on the Shelf
Limericks, Rated R

Elf on the Shelf

FELCH, MICHIGAN, USA — The elf is cute. The kids love it. Just remember that everything will change forever if your browser history gets out.

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December 23, 2016November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read
The Jewfish
Limericks, Rated PG

The Jewfish

GULF OF MEXICO — Even fish can be victims of antisemitic stereotypes. Or so some say.

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December 8, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Rum of St. Croix
Limericks, Rated R

The Rum of St. Croix

VIRGIN ISLANDS — The traditional, heavier rum made from blackstrap molasses has a peculiar taste.

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November 22, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Trump Ain’t Racist
Limericks, Rated PG

Trump Ain’t Racist

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, USA — Trump is many things—thief, xenophobe, misogynist, narcissist, liar, braggart, predator, cheat, homophobe, elitist—but is he a racist? Yes.

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November 10, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Chef Papadopoulos
Limericks, Rated G

Chef Papadopoulos

THESSALONIKI, GREECE — Chef is a paragon of Mediterranean culinary excellence.

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November 7, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read

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