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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

Sapphic Gymnasts
Limericks, Rated PG

Sapphic Gymnasts

SPREAD EAGLE, WISCONSIN, USA — Being limber has many advantages.

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March 13, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Transgender Alice
Limericks, Rated PG

Transgender Alice

BANGKOK, THAILAND — Some actions just cannot be undone, so you better be goddamn sure it’s what you really, really, really want to do.

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March 11, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Butt Pirates
Limericks, Rated R

Butt Pirates

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN — Piracy on the high seas has always been a tough choice of profession. But call of the booty is irresistable.

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Stumpy
February 24, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Richard Dawkins
Limericks, Rated G

Richard Dawkins

OXFORD, ENGLAND — Dawkins may be less overtly anti-religious than some of his contemporaries, but he is an outspoken critic baseless claims.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
February 17, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Sad Eunice
Limericks, Rated PG

Sad Eunice

INDIAN OCEAN — Humans have a checkered past with cetaceans. Some populations are bouncing back. Romances are blooming.

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Stumpy
February 11, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Free Market Deer
Limericks, Rated PG

Free Market Deer

BUCKATUNNA, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Deer play a pivotal role in our economic system. Or so this limerick implies.

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Stumpy
February 9, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read

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