Limericks, Rated PG

Transgender Alice

It’s true that transgender Alice
Harbors neither rage nor malice,
But her penis envy’s grown,
Since she’ll never again own
Bona fide balls and a phallus.

It’s sad. According to Walt Heyer, 61 percent of post-operation transgenders suffer from psychological problems, 41 percent attempt suicide and 10 percent never adjust. See also

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