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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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    • Jokes
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  • Poems
    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

Racist White Barbers
Limericks, Rated PG

Racist White Barbers

BIGGERVILLE, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Knowledge of ethnic hair care is a real differentiator when it comes to choice of stylist.

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Stumpy
August 21, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Space Station Mir
Limericks, Rated PG

Space Station Mir

LOW EARTH ORBIT — Isolation can change a person, sometimes in dramatic ways, even with regards to sexuality.

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Stumpy
August 15, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Limericks, Rated PG

Tyrannosaurus Rex

BOZEMAN, MONTANA, USA — Fossils can tell us many things about the past, sometimes even what the critter’s last meal was.

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July 26, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Colorblind Bank Robbers
Limericks, Rated G

Colorblind Bank Robbers

BLUIT, NEW MEXICO, USA — Disabilities can affect all manner of professions, sometimes with unexpected and serious consequences.

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Stumpy
July 23, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Honey’s Stash
Limericks, Rated R

Honey’s Stash

HOOKER, OKLAHOMA, USA — One’s “prison purse” can store a variety of contraban, especially if used frequently and for extended periods of time.

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Stumpy
July 22, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Alcoholic Lesbians
Limericks, Rated PG

Alcoholic Lesbians

LOVELADY, TEXAS, USA — Inebriation has always been an antecedent to sexual activity, by lowering inhibitions.

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Stumpy
July 14, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read

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