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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

Star Wars: Hoth Survival
Limericks, Rated G

Star Wars: Hoth Survival

PLANET 6, HOTH SYSTEM (ICE WORLD) — This harsh environment, populated by dangerous creatures, is the location of the Rebel Alliance’s Echo Base.

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Stumpy
June 6, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Dung Weight Standards
Limericks, Rated PG

Dung Weight Standards

KAKA, ARIZONA, USA — If it’s got to be moved, it’s got to be weighed. Special units of measure apply.

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Veronika Andelsky
June 5, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Kim Jong’s Elite Guards
Limericks, Rated R

Kim Jong’s Elite Guards

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — There often special procedures for elite military units to employ, but some are needlessly perilous.

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Stumpy
May 28, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Portmanteauriffic
Limericks, Rated R

Portmanteauriffic

DISAPPOINTMENT, KENTUCKY, USA — Slam words together to form new ones. What could possibly go wrong?

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Stumpy
May 26, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Rum Grog
Limericks, Rated PG

Rum Grog

CARIBBEAN SEA — When conditions are particularly bad, you can always use drugs to quell rebellion.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
May 22, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Zulu Teen
Limericks, Rated R

Zulu Teen

KWAZULU-NATAL, SOUTH AFRICA — There was time when photos of bare-breasted “savages” served the same purpose as the Sears bra catalog.

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Stumpy
May 18, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read

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