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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

Rooster at the Gate
Limericks, Rated R

Rooster at the Gate

CHICKEN BRISTLE, ILLINOIS, USA — If you have access to something you care about, don’t take it for granted. That access can be denied.

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April 11, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Zoë’s Zombie Lover
Limericks, Rated G

Zoë’s Zombie Lover

ATLANTA, GEORGIA, USA — When the dead rise from their graves to feast on the living, you can count on one thing: old relationships didn’t rise with them.

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April 7, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Bik Chiu’s Fixation
Limericks, Rated PG

Bik Chiu’s Fixation

TAIPEI, CHINA — Some people derive all kinds of pleasure from doing things with, and putting things in, their mouths.

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April 5, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Skipper’s Daughter
Limericks, Rated PG

The Skipper’s Daughter

SOUTH ATLANTIC — Underway, anything can happen. And when it does, salvation can come from those you’d least expect. That’s the law of the sea.

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April 5, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Grimms
Limericks, Rated PG

The Grimms

HANAU, GERMANY — Fairy tales are some brutal shit, but kids take the atrocities in stride in the absence of additional moral context.

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April 1, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek: The Replicators
Limericks, Rated G

Star Trek: The Replicators

ALPHA QUADRANT — If a security officer you’ve never seen beams down to the planet surface with Kirk in the opening Star Trek scene, you know it’s not going to end well for him.

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April 1, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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