Limericks, Rated G

Zoë’s Zombie Lover

A dumb blonde named Zoë wanders Staines
Holding hands with her lover’s remains
With him being undead,
She’s sure, though it’s unsaid,
That he now finds attractive her brains.

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Staines, renamed Staines-upon-Thames in 2012, is a town in the borough of Spelthorne in Surrey, England on the banks of the River Thames. According to Wikipedia, the name Staines derives from the Middle English stanes and Old English stānas, meaning “stones.”

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