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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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  • Poems
    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

Robins
Limericks, Rated G

Robins

RICHMOND, VIRGINIA, USA — These common backyard birds are fascinating, but also amusing in their favored dietary choice.

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Stumpy
March 12, 2017November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
BLT
Limericks, Rated G

BLT

SARATOGA, NEW YORK, USA — Different cultures prefer different foods for different reasons.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
March 8, 2017November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
Flock Talk
Limericks, Rated R

Flock Talk

RAWLINNA SHEEP STATION, AUSTRALIA — They are talking about us.

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Stumpy
March 7, 2017November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read
The Bidet
Limericks, Rated PG

The Bidet

GROSSETO, ITALY — Yes, jets of water cleansing the anus. How exciting.

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Stumpy
March 2, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Millie
Limericks, Rated G

Millie

FACEVILLE, GEORGIA, USA — Fuck bullies. Get away and then exact the best revenge: success.

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Stumpy
February 22, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
North and South
Limericks, Rated PG

North and South

DAMES QUARTER, MARYLAND, USA — At the conclusion of hostilities, both sides in the American Civil War resolve to come together in the spirit of reconciliation.

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Stumpy
January 26, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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