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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Poems

This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.

Flock Talk
Limericks, Rated R

Flock Talk

RAWLINNA SHEEP STATION, AUSTRALIA — They are talking about us.

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Stumpy
March 7, 2017November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read
The Bidet
Limericks, Rated PG

The Bidet

GROSSETO, ITALY — Yes, jets of water cleansing the anus. How exciting.

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Stumpy
March 2, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Millie
Limericks, Rated G

Millie

FACEVILLE, GEORGIA, USA — Fuck bullies. Get away and then exact the best revenge: success.

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February 22, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
North and South
Limericks, Rated PG

North and South

DAMES QUARTER, MARYLAND, USA — At the conclusion of hostilities, both sides in the American Civil War resolve to come together in the spirit of reconciliation.

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Stumpy
January 26, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Terminator: Kyle Reese
Limericks, Rated R

Terminator: Kyle Reese

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — The Butterfly Effect is not a sexual position, but it will fuck you given half the chance.

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Stumpy
January 17, 2017November 5, 2023 · 2 mins read
Elf on the Shelf
Limericks, Rated R

Elf on the Shelf

FELCH, MICHIGAN, USA — The elf is cute. The kids love it. Just remember that everything will change forever if your browser history gets out.

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Stumpy
December 23, 2016November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read

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