The Bidet
GROSSETO, ITALY — Yes, jets of water cleansing the anus. How exciting.
Category: Poems
This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.
Millie
FACEVILLE, GEORGIA, USA — Fuck bullies. Get away and then exact the best revenge: success.
North and South
DAMES QUARTER, MARYLAND, USA — At the conclusion of hostilities, both sides in the American Civil War resolve to come together in the spirit of reconciliation.
Terminator: Kyle Reese
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — The Butterfly Effect is not a sexual position, but it will fuck you given half the chance.
Elf on the Shelf
FELCH, MICHIGAN, USA — The elf is cute. The kids love it. Just remember that everything will change forever if your browser history gets out.
The Jewfish
GULF OF MEXICO — Even fish can be victims of antisemitic stereotypes. Or so some say.