Snickerdoodle
FORT SMITH, ARKANSAS, USA — Man’s best friend is loyal, eager to please, and affectionate. Very affectionate.
Category: Poems
This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.
Old Saint Nick
NORTH POLE — Santa is a sick individual with sadomasochistic tendencies. But you knew that already.
No Underwear
ZIP CITY, ALABAMA, USA — Beseech the gods for mercy, should you ever encounter the bloodthirsty beast that lurks below the belt.
The Eulogy of Jedediah Bittle
CHARLESTON, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — Tragedy can strike anyone, even the legends among us, though the truth of it is hard to swallow.
Jack Sprat
ESSEX, ENGLAND — Surprisingly, gastronomic compatibility is a poor basis for a meaningful marital relationship.