Limericks, Poems, Rated PG


Mr. Knickerbocker’s poodle,
The cutely named Snickerdoodle,
Licks ten times faster,
Whenever his master
Flips him over and tugs on his noodle.

Second only to the border collie, the poodle is widely considered the horniest smartest of all dog breeds. Over the years, they’ve been used as retrievers, guides, circus performers and even military dogs. Though now banned from the annual competition, poodles have even successfully run the Iditarod, the grueling 938-mile-long sled race in Alaska. Read more about John Suter, the eccentric—and, perhaps, not altogether crazy—guy who thought it up and spent a quarter of a million dollars of his own money in his quest to develop the perfect mushing poodle.

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