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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Content is rated on a subjective scale of adult subject matter, crudeness and coarse language.

Flock Talk
Limericks, Rated R

Flock Talk

RAWLINNA SHEEP STATION, AUSTRALIA — They are talking about us.

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Stumpy
March 7, 2017November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read
The Bidet
Limericks, Rated PG

The Bidet

GROSSETO, ITALY — Yes, jets of water cleansing the anus. How exciting.

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Stumpy
March 2, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Millie
Limericks, Rated G

Millie

FACEVILLE, GEORGIA, USA — Fuck bullies. Get away and then exact the best revenge: success.

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Stumpy
February 22, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
North and South
Limericks, Rated PG

North and South

DAMES QUARTER, MARYLAND, USA — At the conclusion of hostilities, both sides in the American Civil War resolve to come together in the spirit of reconciliation.

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Stumpy
January 26, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Donald Trump
Jokes, Rated R

Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — This guy in reality is so ludicrous, so ridiculous and so absurd, that jokes seem pale in comparison, but here are some, anyway.

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Stumpy
January 23, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Terminator: Kyle Reese
Limericks, Rated R

Terminator: Kyle Reese

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — The Butterfly Effect is not a sexual position, but it will fuck you given half the chance.

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Stumpy
January 17, 2017November 5, 2023 · 2 mins read

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